A man employed at a woodworking mill had an accident in which he cut off two fingers in a bandsaw. After recovering, he went back to the job and worked for the next 20 years without incident. One day the manager brought in some friends for a tour of the facility. One of the friends was a curvy blonde woman. She saw the worker's hand and gasped, "Good heavens, how on earth did you do that?"
"Like this," the man said, and promptly cut two more fingers off.
