At a bar one evening, a traveler stopped in, placing his motorcycle helmet on the seat next to him, and enjoyed a couple of beers. Another patron a couple of seats over lit up a cigarette in the no-smoking establishment, and the cyclist asked the smoker to put out his cigarette. The smoker flipped him off and finished his cigarette, stubbed it out, and walked outside. Through the window the cyclist saw the smoker write a note, place it on the Harley-Davidson parked outside, then reach out and shove the Harley over onto the ground. Dusting off his hands, the smoker turned to go.. and ran into the actual owner of the Harley - all 270 pounds of him.

When the dust settled, the smoker was on his way to the hospital and the cyclist went outside to see what the note said. "This will teach you to mess with smokers' rights!" He laughed, gave the note to the bearded Harley biker, hopped on his Honda and rode off.

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